Joel’s business card
read ‘Promoter of Quality Fisticuffs’.
At this point in his career the only word that couldn’t invite an
argument was the ‘of’. He
hadn’t promoted a fight in six months, the skill levels possessed by his stable
of two were barely golden glove, and the few people who chose to offer him
advice said ‘get into Mixed Martial Arts. That’s where the action is.’ But Joel was a keen advocate of the
‘sweet science’ and considered MMA nothing more than brawling. Fight promoting north of the Mason-Dixon
line neither promised nor delivered much in the way of rewards. The crowds were small, mostly grizzled
veterans of an earlier age, puffy-faced anachronisms happy to congregate in
some drafty auditorium, hurl time-worn insults at dead-end fighters, dredge up
the ‘good old days’, and maybe smoke a cigar.
Joel came to fight
promoting as a more or less default decision – a love of boxing, no training
for a normal career and too slow to be a fighter himself. He was of stocky build and could punch
but realized at a young age that he was taking far more punches than he
delivered - not to mention possessing a nose that cratered in a strong
wind. So he became a tireless
shill for the faded fortunes of boxing, his shambling frame wandering through
the bars and taverns, talking to anyone who’d listen and offering up a litany
of good things to report on his small stable of boxers. The pick of the current litter was a
lanky middleweight named Darryl Beck, a light-punching dreamer quickly tagged
‘Canvas’, as in ‘Canvas Beck’.
Beck was headlining a card set for Dec 12 and Joel had wandered into the
Chanticleer Bar and Grill to solicit some business, generate some interest, an
exercise in futility but what else could he do? Maybe MMA was the answer.
He approached a table
of familiar regulars. ‘How-do gentlemen.
Got your tickets yet? You
gotta see ‘im! Beck’s ready. He’s ready. He’s better than I’ve ever seen ‘im.’ Everyone in the bar knew Beck was an
accident waiting to happen – a stylish boxer with a glass face. In his most recent appearance, hecklers
threatened to take him outside and beat the shit out of him unless he picked up
the pace. Judicious selection of
even more anemic foes allowed Beck to climb the sparse rankings of
middleweights so now he was second ranked on somebody’s list and no one you
knew could name the first or third.
Joel’s head was
bobbing up and down as he tried to gauge who might be biting on his sales
pitch. ‘Got some tickets
left ringside, fellas. You bunch
should be ringside, all that knowledge.
How many you want?’
‘Joel, you remember a
fighter by the name of Horace Carter?’
It was the cynical voice belonging to a crusty old-timer. Joel shook his head. Do
I really want to hear what this prick has to say? Walk away. Just
walk away.
‘You mean you never
heard of Horace ‘Breeze’ Carter, the great white hope of England? Hell, I’m disappointed, Joel. I thought you were a fight man.’ Joel knew of ‘Breeze’ Carter, the
nickname arising out of an early comparison to the other Carter, Reuben
‘Hurricane’. He also knew where
the conversation was going and would play along. The friggin’ things I
gotta do to make a buck.
‘What the hell you
talkin’ ‘bout? Horse Carter and
all that shit. I’m tryin’ to
promote a good fight here.’ He felt like Bud Abbott. Maybe if he laughed for the fifteenth
time at what was coming, a ticket sale or two might result
‘You should hear this,
my friend. Horace was a helluva
fighter – fast hands, blond hair and blue eyes. Was heavyweight champ of England, no less.’ The man stood up and assumed a
fighter’s stance. ‘The press loved
the guy. He could even talk. Not like Ali or Leonard, but better
than Holmes. Trouble was, he was
one of the world’s great bleeders.
Pop! Pop! Hit the sonofabitch in the face and
‘whoosh’ the mat looks like a goddam grape-stomping pit. When Horace fought, the fuckin’
Red Cross set out bottles at ringside, didn’t want to see all that type ‘O’ go
to waste. I tell ya, broads
didn’t wear no fur coats at ringside.
Anyways, Joel, I’m thinkin’ your boy, ‘Canvas’ is Horace with a new
name. Pop! Pop! Canvas Beck!’
Joel only smiled, his
eyes scanning the table to look for doughheads who wanted to atone for the
talker’s incivility by buying a ticket.
Nothing. ‘What the
hell you mean, ‘Canvas’? Big
talker, huh? Buy a ticket, then
talk all you want. All this
bullshit ain’t bein’ fair to Darryl.
He’s got a lot of heart and you can’t ask for more in a fighter.’ A punch wouldn’t hurt, either.
Another voice. ‘Hey, Joel, whatever happened to Stewie
McFadden? Seen ‘im lately, have
ya?’
Joel blushed, smiled
and walked out, leaving a chorus of laughter.
* *
* *
It still hurt to hear
Stewie’s name. I shoulda known then this was a stupid way to make a living. Stewie was another of Joel’s
‘projects’, a lightweight with fast hands, a wicked uppercut, and a vicious
disposition; a local boy who spent his teenage years cleaning up in the ring
and beating the crap out of all and sundry out of the ring. The kid loved to go to dances and pick
fights – there was always some dumbass who saw only a skinny runt with a big
mouth.
Jail time was looming
pretty large for Stewie until his dad, with Joel’s help, finally corralled the
boy and turned him pro. At first,
it seemed the smart thing to do.
It wasn’t long before the whole town was rooting for their
‘Stewie’. He ran up a string of
lopsided victories and soon joined the -list of up-and-coming world
lightweights. To Joel, Stewie was
seduction personified; his chance to make a mark on the world of boxing, a
human asset whose ugliness was below the surface. The kid wasn’t ready for a title shot but after two, maybe
three, more fights against names, he would be set for a big payday.
Joel was a promoter in
the broadest sense; he not only arranged fights but saw himself as both manager
and mentor, a man who could get young men realize their potential. That was the theory, anyway. Advancing age and persistent
disappointments took the sheen off that notion. Now, he only regretted wasting all that psychology on
so many cretins whose vile habits merely increased with each rising purse,
eventually ending in total self-destruction.
Stewie was going to be
different. Sure, he was still a
street bully but lots of fighters were pugnacious out of the ring – that’s
where the goddam word ‘pug’ originated, wasn’t it? But it was go slow time for Stewie. A lot was riding on the smart selection
of opponents. He was impressing a
lot of people, Stewie was, and some of those people had the same idea Joel had,
which was to cleverly pick opponents for their up-and-comer, their title
hopeful. It was a dangerous game –
one wrong move and five years of work went into the shitter – but the right
move! Aahh, that could make you a
rich man. Better than that, it
could give you some respect.
Who was Cus D’Amato before Floyd Patterson? Angelo Dundee before Ali? Don King before – well, he heard the Kingmeister had some
good points, too.
It was May and Joel
needed to schedule a fight for September.
Stewie was getting antsy and slacking off, screwing his brains out with
broads who were too dumb to know he was still a medium-size fish in a very
small pond. It was time to get
back on track. He sat down in his
office, a storage room in a criminal lawyer’s office. Providing process servers paid his rent. The telephone, desk, and chair were his
own. The office receptionist
refused to field his calls so he used an answering machine.
The list of potential
opponents was a short one; two
boys out of Philadelphia, one from Newark, and another from L.A., one of those
Latino hot shots who liked to fight at home where if he didn’t kill you, the
crowd would. Piss on that. The other three didn’t want to fight
Stewie. No surprise there. The opponent needed to be on the
radar screen as a potential contender but flawed in a way Stewie could
capitalize on; preferably a boxer, not a puncher; Stewie could make mincemeat
out of a boxer but he wasn’t ready to be matched up with another ranked
puncher. Nobody said this would be
easy.
Plus there was the
mob; greedy bastards just wouldn’t let go of the fight game. With mediocre stables, nobody gave a
shit; the only guys with their hands out were the technicians – you didn’t want
the ring to collapse in the middle of the fight, did you? But Stewie was visible now; the
wise guys would make Joel pay to let Stewie play in their sandbox. Joel hoped he could squeeze in one more
fight that would set he and Stewie up for a good payday – without having to
piece off some gimlet-eyed lout with hands like sandbags and the disposition of
starving wolverine.
Joel’s list of
manager/promoter contacts was a small one. A dozen phone calls later, no one had offered anything worth
pursuing. That was the bad
news. The good news was he cashed
a five hundred plus dollar quinella the night before. His luck couldn’t end there, could it?
Joel went for lunch
and when he returned, the phone was ringing. Please, God, don't be
a goddam’ creditor. It was Luis
Juarez from Albuquerque.
Joel met him only once and had him measured as someone he could
trust. In 1998, Luis sent up a
couple of Navaho boys to a
‘So-You-Think-You’re-Tough’ card and, outside of refusing to wear outfits to at
least look like Geronimo, they did okay.
How was Joel to know Geronimo wasn’t a Navaho? The two weren’t half-bad brawlers. One boy might have even gone home with some money in his
jeans if Joel hadn’t introduced him to birdies-in-the-bush. In the end, Joel scrambled to set
the two up with a ride home in a fruit semi headed for Mexico. Luis said later there were no hard
feelings.
‘What’s shakin’,
Luis?’
‘You need a
lightweight, amigo? New Mexico is
full of lightweights. Indian or
Latino, it don’t matter. We
fuckin’ specialize in lightweights,
you know?’
‘You know what I’m
looking for, Luis?’
‘I heard your boy
needs a real fight so’s he can prove he belongs, right? You want someone good but not too good,
like everybody else, huh?’
‘That’s about it,
Luis. Fifteen hundred and 5% over
2000 fans. Plus the grand to
you. Soon as I see him in town and
under his own steam.’
‘$2500 and 25 % over
2500. I like the way you put
on a fight. But quit fuckin’
low-ballin’ me, I gotta good match
for you.’
‘Keep talkin’.’
‘I got a new boy. He isn’t a kid but goes by that name,
Kid Ventura. Ever heard of him?’
Joel scratched his
jaw. ‘Don’t believe I have. Kid Ventura. Nope, I’m sure. Who is he when he’s home?’
‘Well, here’s the
skinny. He’s from Oaxaca and moved
here a year ago. Said he couldn’t get
ahead in Oaxaca. Go figure,
place’s got more pistoleros than Newark.
Anyways, he hooks up with me and I put him in one fight and, shit, he
don’t look half bad. Stylish, you
know. Makes the other guy look
like Leon Spinks after a Jeopardy test.
So his record is 1 and 0 here but 11-0 if you count his fights in
Oaxaca. I checked it out and after
the Oaxaca guy calls me a puta for stealin’ his fighter, says its true, 10-0
against some good fighters. I
don’t know about those ‘good’ fighters he talks about but what I saw I liked.’
‘Keep talkin’, I’m
warming up.’
‘Well, you no gonna
find anything in Ring or with WBC or whoever’s takin’ care of these things
today. But, I figger, your town
don’t know from shit, anyway, no offense.
I make up a flashy rez-oo-may for Kid Ventura and you do what you do
best, make this match sound like it’s Sugar Ray Leonard and Roberto Duran. Entendez?’
‘No record? How the hell am I gonna sell that? They’re not all effin’ idiots
here. I need somethin’ to work with.
Jesus.’
‘Senor Joel, listen to
me. If you tell your town he ain’t
in the records books but is 11-0 and lookin’ to take the fight world by storm,
you got all the ammunition you need.
Blame the record problem on Mexico. Goddam country can’t keep track of its police chiefs, much
less a from-nowhere fighter. Your
boy gets past the Kid and he’s for sure gonna move up. Guaran-friggin-teed. Tell ‘em the Kid’s just now getting
noticed and it’ll be a rugged test. Which it will, by the way. I figger you can pull in 4,000, no
sweat. I’ll even send up a couple
of news reports. You still use
that stupid convention centre?’
‘This guy gonna gimme
problems when he gets here? Like
he weighs 165 pounds and hasn’t fought at 128 since he was herding sheep or
whatever they do down there? Like
he’s got umpteen warrants for disorderly and don’t get past the border? Like he can’t fight unless his momma’s
in the crowd?’
‘Joel, Joel,
Joel. None of that stuff, I
swear. The kid wants a fight, make
a few pesos and see some new norte americanos. That’s it.’
‘You seen Stewie. Your boy can’t beat him, can he?’
‘Your boy chews up
boxers and spits them into the hot tub,
Kid Ventura’s a boxer, a purist, like Hearns only he can’t hit. If your boy lets him fight his fight,
sure, he can win. But . . .’
‘Okay, okay. You tell Kid La – what the hell? To
start trainin’ for a September 15 match up here. Get him up here two weeks at least, so’s I can drum up some
interest.’
‘No problemo.’
‘You’re not tagging
along are you?’
‘Nah, I seen your
town. I’d miss the funeral if my
mother died there.’
‘So who gets the
g-note?’
‘The trainer, Pablo
Costas. He’s been with me long
time now. Soon as the tape goes on
the kid, Pablo will excuse hisself and stick out his palm. Okay?’
‘Will he take a
cheque?’
‘Funny. Are we okay? $2500 and 25% over 2500. And Pablo is a math guy too. So don’t jerk him around on the head count, okay? He’ll do the math after the fight.’
‘20% over 2500. Your work is done, my friend. Gimme a break.’
A pause. ‘Okay, but you pay Pablo’s
airfare. Round trip.’
‘Done. Have a nice day, Luis.’
‘Hasta la vista,
amigo.’
* *
* *
Outside the
Chanticleer, Joel lit a cigarette and thought about that fight six long years
ago. As he had done a thousand
times, he wondered what he might have done differently. This, that, the other thing. But nothing would have
changed. The minute he said ‘yes’
to Kid Ventura the die was cast. Maybe he should have known when a problem
sprouted within 4 hours of hanging up the phone. At the time, though, he could see only good things. A Quinella win would do that. Are
you with me, Aunt Chrissie?
Joel’s Aunt Chrissie
was the deep thinker in Joel’s family and told him when he was fourteen that
the world was run by the goddess of bad luck, and that most people were born
with a healthy measure of optimism, enough for some to do great things. But the goddess of bad luck had an ever-growing
army of – Chrissie wanted a more thoughtful description but settled for –
assholes, whose job it was to confound positive people at every turn, suck out
all that optimism and leave them dazed and broken in slagheaps of sawdust
dreams and bile. Aunt Chrissie’s
army of assholes included all law enforcement personnel, most lawyers, all
bureaucrats, all evangelists, and anyone who resorted to begging on
corners. For reasons unknown, Aunt
Chrissie named the bad luck goddess ‘Grace’. At the time Joel said, ‘Aunt Chrissie, what about ‘Hail
Mary, full of grace? Any connection?’
‘Heavens no! I – I
don’t think so.’ Joel’s mother,
less given to radical theories, would only say, ‘Your dear aunt, my only
sister, has stepped in front of too many of life’s freight trains, I fear.
Love, marriage, career, health haven’t often stood, as you boxers say, in her
corner. You be nice. And bite your tongue over that ‘Hail
Mary’ comment.’
Joel had no intention
of mocking his aunt. Take away her
habit of alternately blubbering and cursing while under the influence of
Bright’s Port, and she was as kind and smart as anyone he knew. Over the years, Joel found little
reason to tamper with Aunt Chrissie’s notion of Grace, the bad luck goddess.
Grace had certainly worked her malevolence in his life. To Grace’s minions, he would have
added most boxers and anyone who said ‘Have I got a deal for you!’ But just now, with Stewie’s star
still in its ascendancy, Joel knew his ration of optimism had not been
depleted. You’re wrong on this one, Aunt Chrissie.
* *
* *
Four hours after
hanging up on Luis, the phone rang.
It was his friend, Constable Marvin Klump, city police. ‘Joel, that goddam runaway train
you call a fighter is sitting across from me here at my desk. Any guesses why?’
‘Shoot, Marvin.’ Probably the wrong thing to say.
‘Shoot is right,
Joel. I pick up the little bastard
– don’t even think it, kid – I’m gonna shoot him. A bunch of Mormons filed assault charges against him.’
‘Mormons? What the hell does he know from
Mormons? They don’t go to dances,
do they?’
‘Four of them showed
up at his house to peddle religion.
You’d think just by looking at Stewie, they’d think better of it, but no
such luck. Stewie says he went to close
the door but one of ‘em stuck his foot and said somethin’ like ‘you look like a
man who loves a discussion.’
Stewie allowed that he did, so the four, all dressed in suits, start in
to explainin’ the Book of – what’d you say? – Mormon. Stewie says they talked real good but just as things were
warming up one of ‘em slags the Pope.
You can guess the rest.
I’ll tell you one thing.
All four need new suits.
And shirts.’
‘ What’ll make this go
away?’
‘Not much, I
think. The four boys actually said
they were real impressed with Stewie’s left hook and woulda let it go but their
boss, or whatever they call him – Stewie says he was an elder – said that
wouldn’t do. I guess the old boy
wasn’t moved by the spirit of forgiveness. Anyway, come up with somethin’ will ya? I hate to drag this puke in front
of a magistrate, even if he is a bona fide bastard who’s gonna mess with the
wrong people one of these days.’
Marvin paused.
‘But, he’s one of our bastards.’
‘Tell the Mormons they
each get $100 bucks to buy a new suit.
Wanderin’ preachers don’t know from tailor-made. They’ll prob’ly hit Goodwill and spend
the diff on – what? – what’s a Mormon vice? Candy, maybe.
And tell ‘em we’ll set up a scholarship fund in the name of Gene
Fullmer. Yeah, they’ll piss their
pants over that.’
‘Gene who?’
‘Fullmer. He was world middleweight champion back
in the late fifties or early sixties.
Took out Bobo Olson, if I remember. And he was Mormon.
Good thing for Stewie, Gene wasn’t knockin’ on his door.’
‘You got it, pal. And you owe me. I’ll consider the debt paid if you let
me take your boy into a cell and teach him some manners.’
‘Feel free. Just don’t hurt his hands. I just lined up a good fight.’
‘Anybody I’d
know? Hey, Stewie, your boss has
got some work for you’ Another
pause. ‘He says, bring ‘im on.’
‘Nobody you’d know
just yet. You will, though,’
added Joel, not knowing how prophetic he was.
The fight was two and
a half months away. Time enough
for Stewie to dry out and polish his game. The kid had the metabolism of a shrew so making weight
wasn’t a problem. The same
couldn’t be said for Kid Ventura who showed up two weeks before the fight eight
pounds over the limit.
‘Doan you worry,
Amigo,’ said Pablo, ‘ he be there
at the weigh-in. But he needs a
gorl. You fix him up, si? Maybe two, three? He hot-blooded Latino. Eskimo girls luv him for sure.’
‘Cut the crap,
Pablo. Kid needs to focus. This fight is real important. Real important. And we don’t have Eskimo women
here. Indians, maybe and lots of
pale blondes from Sweden and Egypt.’
Joel had anticipated this request for a girl and had Madeline Brousseau
sitting by her phone.
Madeline considered the servicing of visiting boxers a noble pursuit and
had been the ruin of a dozen fagged-out visitors. Her zeal was born out of a youth spent reading trashy
romance novels and she considered each fighter a mission, a mission in which
she would make him the happiest man in North America, so happy that when he
entered the ring it was to devote his entire being to fighting for her honour. That so many of them were pummeled into
submission seemed not to faze her.
As far as Joel was concerned, it was a situation that worked for
everybody. Madeline would have a
good cry when her latest knight skedaddled out of town without so much as a kiss
on the cheek but, within a week, she was ready to let down her hair for the
next knight-errant to scale the wall into her boudoir,
Joel actually wasn’t
too concerned if Kid Ventura failed the weigh-in. If Stewie was ready and if Madeline did her job, none of
that would matter.
The publicity was
going well, even if one sportswriter seemed determined to find out why Kid
Ventura came out of nowhere.
He was skeptical but
supportive. ‘You sure you know
what you’re doing, Joel?’
‘Why don’t you grab a
bus to Mexico and find out for yourself?’
With two days to go,
the first six rows had gone and the rest was half taken. It would be a good gate. He phoned Kid’s room and talked
to Madeline. ‘Make sure
there’s enough left of the Kid to go at least five rounds.’ Madeline sighed.
Late that day, one of
the local TV stations said they’d send a crew and tape the fight for the
following Saturday. They’d cut
Joel in for 25% of whatever advertising revenue they generated. Joel figured that in the bonehead world
of television, some suits realized a Stewie McFadden fight on Saturday
afternoon might sell better than an hour-long special on pig farming in
Bolivia. If it was a good fight,
Joel could spend a week or two in Hawaii, maybe even pay the receptionist to
answer his phone. Stewie and
Pablo didn’t need to know.
Joel managed to line
up four preliminary bouts, the longest six rounds. All eight fighters were of the caliber of being happy
to glom on to enough money to buy three cases of Moosehead. Prelims wouldn’t be selling any tickets
this night, except maybe to parole officers and lawyers for ex-wives. Three of the stiffs were set to lie
down at the first hint of pain and the fourth fight was between two émigrés
from old Yugoslavia who hated each other. ‘Could be a sleeper fight,’ crowed Joel.
‘Maybe nobody told
you, Joel,’ commented one sportswriter, ‘But they all hate each other over
there. You could be buying into a
riot, y’know.’
‘You wish,’ retorted
Joel but he made a note to hand out some freebies to Marvin and some of his
fellow officers with the suggestion it might not be a bad idea they be packing
billy sticks. Who knows who’ll show up from Mexico? He explained.
Joel watched Kid
Ventura work out and was glad to see Luis was right – the Kid was a pure boxer,
stylish, but hamburger for Stewie.
Could this be the one? He thought. A real payday with the
promise of an even bigger one?
His only problem - and it wasn’t a huge one, not for a man who
thought lying, promotion, and education all meant the same thing – was making
up enough bumpf about Kid Ventura to whet the appetite of a looming large
crowd. Luis’ press releases were
good but more was needed.
His magnum opus of bullshit was the revelation that in 1994 in the town
of Katy Jurado, Kid Ventura had once knocked out a promising gringo from
Galveston only to leap out of the ring, run across the street and dispatch two
notorious killer bulls at the plaza de toros. The fable sold tickets and sent Madeline into
fits of loving rapture.
As expected, Kid
failed the weigh-in, but only by two pounds and after a quick consult with the
boxing commission they agreed to overlook such a niggling detail. After all, this Kid Ventura, as
good as Joel was painting him, was gonna go down, likely before the fifth
round. And two of the three
commission members were judges, paid judges.
Fight day dawned
squally but could not dampen Joel’s spirits. The referee was set, the judges were set, and the ring
announcer was set. Security was
set. Joel recruited Roxanne
Brewster to parade the round cards.
She possessed a very flattering figure, loved to flaunt it, and only
Joel knew she was both the product of a sex change and vicious enough to whip
all eight guys in the prelims.
When the doors opened, Joel stood in a rented tuxedo and posed for
pictures with an already animated crowd.
An hour later, attendance was announced at 6,327 and Joel waved to the
hollering crowd.
The prelims went
according to form, a lot of boos but a lot of laughs. Nobody came for these bozos anyway. The two Yugoslavs, after a rather
genteel first round, exploded in the second into an impromptu exhibition of MMA
featuring biting, eye gouging, crotch kneeing, nose and ear pulls, all
supported by a rabid section of their fans who booed and fell to fighting among
themselves when one boy was finally DQ’ed. Marvin and his friends grabbed two of the combatants and,
after rendering them unconscious with the billy sticks, threw them in a corner
of the hall. The others
quickly turned their attention back to the ring.
At this point, the
crowd was near-delirious and broke into spontaneous cheering, booing, and
whistling for any movement in the ring. Roxanne thought she’d gone to heaven. The ring announcer interpreted the clamor
as proof of his motivating lungs and made a note to hold out for more
money. Madeline sat three rows
back, smiled beatifically and chewed her nails.
The fighters made
their appearance and the noise was deafening. The Yugoslavs had done their job well. Stewie pranced around the ring slapping
his gloves together and working the crowd. Kid Ventura, Pablo at his side, was all business and
walked directly to his corner.
Pablo had his upfront money.
Everything was going according to script. A payday, Joel
sighed, a real payday. And
more to come. He stared up at
the ring, while wellwishers
slapped him on the back. The world does
love a winner, he smiled. The Kid
sure don’t look intimidated.
Prob’ly crowds are twice as rabid where he comes from. Still . . .
The introductions were
made and the fighters gathered at centre ring for the referees
instructions. Stewie stared
at Kid with venom. The Kid’s eyes,
Joel later recalled were dead, flat.
The first round went
as expected, pretty much. Stewie
was quick and landed at least 5 good jabs and one left hook. But the punches were landing on
Kid’s forehead and he patrolled the ring in a surprisingly imperturbable
fashion. Where was the
boxer? Stewie liked to
counter but for some reason Joel couldn’t put his finger on, the opportunities
never arose. Kid was moving and
jabbing and it occurred to Joel he looked more professional and ring savvy than
any fighter he had ever seen. Ten fights in Mexico? Is that you, Aunt
Chrissie?
At the bell for the
second round, Stewie swarmed Kid with some blindingly fast punches only to be
stopped with a very short hook to the ribs. Stewie looked surprised and retreated. That was one hell of a punch, thought Joel. It
couldn’t have traveled more than half a foot and Stewie’s outta breath.
The crowd was sensing
something wrong and had quieted – dramatically. Stewie came back to the fight but the look in his eyes
was different. To protect his sore
right side he pawed with his left and kept his right elbow at his side. One more jab which the Kid slipped
easily and replied with a hard right to Stewie’s other side. Jeez, that’s gotta hurt, thought Joel. Before Stewie could react to this
fierce punch, Kid Ventura threw a left hook that would be re-lived in bars for
years to come. It caught Stewie on
the jaw, lifted him off his feet and into a back somersault. Stewie was out before he hit the floor. The referee forgot to count and
no one noticed. The crowd stared
mutely at the unconscious Stewie and an unemotional Kid Ventura raising his
hands and walking back to his corner.
Your work is done here, Grace.
Same goes for you, Aunt Chrissie. Joel wiped his nose on the tuxedo sleeve.
* *
* *
Joel stood outside the
Chanticleer, remembering that night as if it was yesterday. It was the end of Stewie
McFadden, the boy lost his heart, and Joel lost decent paydays. After a time, the city learned that Kid
Ventura was really Danny Guiterrez, third-ranked lightweight in the world and
soon to be world champion.
Apparently he just wanted a fight somewhere new. No wonder no one knew who he was. Who knew from all those Mexican
fighters? Seemed a long time ago
now. Flipping a
cigarette butt onto the street, Joel pulled up his collar and headed for the
next bar. Maybe someone
there would not only buy a ticket but spring for a beer. Or
maybe I should go home.
He looked up to see
two kids approaching, hoodies covering their heads, hands jammed in
pockets. This can’t be good. Could he lay out these two before
they found his nose?
They blocked the
sidewalk. ‘Hey buddy, can you spare a buck or two?’ Joel could see hands working in the pockets. Knives? Guns?
Knuckles? Cold rows? He hesitated. I know that voice.
Joel bent down to look
up into a black kid’s face.
‘Leroy? Is that you?’
Leroy’s hands stayed
in his pockets but were working overtime.
The other guy, white, looked at Leroy,
‘It’s me. Joel. Your manager.’
Ex-manager, actually. Apparently, the kid would rather mug
than step into the ring. And who
could blame him? Probably made more money.
Leroy lifted his head
and smiled. ‘Shit, man, what you
doin’ strollin’ my business?’
Joel smiled back and
opened his arms in greeting. Leroy
didn’t move but his hands came out of the pockets. ‘Lookin’ for two good fighters to fill out the December
card. You two just might be the
answer.’ The white kid
snorted. Joel didn’t recognize
him.
‘Shit, man, I ain’t no
good no more ‘thout some steel in my hand. And Clarence here, you don’t want nobody standin’ in your
ring pissin’ hisself wid fear and excitement, does you?’ Everyone laughed, especially Clarence.
‘I guess not. Know anybody else?’
‘Naw, but it’s good to
see you, man, you did right by me.’
‘Glad to hear it. You coulda done somethin’ you know. You
got the heart.’
‘Mebbe someday yet,
huh? Anyways, me and Clarence
gotta move on. Still ain’t had no
dinner.’
‘Need a couple of
bucks?’
‘Thanks, man, but we
independent businessmen don’t like the dole. We like the commercial, we earn it.’ More laughter.
Joel had an idea. ‘Look, Leroy, I’m guessin’ that
in a half hour or so one or two old guys are gonna come outta that bar.’ He pointed back to the Chanticleer. ‘They’ll be drunk and happy to give two
fine boys like you enough money for dinner – and maybe a movie. Why doncha hang around?’
‘Mights be we do that,
Mr. Joel.’
Joel patted Leroy on
the shoulder and continued his walk to the next bar. Maybe that bitch
goddess of bad luck can go torment somebody else tonight.